Archive for the ‘Annoying New Yorkers’ Category

new yorkers suckRemember that scene in Happy Gilmore where Shooter McGavin tells the crowd to, “Go back to your shanties!”  That’s basically what needed to happen on Saturday at Bethpage State Park.  The New Yorkers that were cheering Phil Mickelson on with the predictable “Get in the hole!” off of par 5s were not feeling Tiger Woods and his umbrella during a rainy round.  Here’s some samples of what they came up with:

  • “We’re on Long Island, baby, where men are men!  Put that umbrella down!”
  • “Suck it up, you’ve got your own video game!”
  • “This Bud’s for you!”

The only thing that was even close to clever was yelling Fred Fuck instead of Fred Funk.  Seriously New York?  Is that all you’ve got?  The video link and a Happy Gilmore montage after the jump.



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